Students' way on how to a be a FAKE gangsta of 2009

NO OFFENSE TO REAL GANGSTAS OUT THERE

1.) Look neat and cool. your shirt should be loose and so is your pants (not too lose that your undies might be seen) and also, wear a cap.

2.) Pose like a real gangsta. Lean on walls or loiter around. Sometimes go together with your homies or Act like you are a VIP.

3.) Approach the Gangsta way. just like this : "wazzup homie" or "sup holmes"

4.) Be cool when you speak in GANGSTA!
Be cool in the way you walk like walking the "unnatural" way.

6.) Did I forget about girls? well, apparently MOST GIRLS Don't like gangstas in mind but your a cute gangsta, girls like you but not your homies. Speak in a way that you do not lose your respect and pride, speak like a congressman and they'll totally like you example:
Gangsta: Mahilig ka ba sa Puzzles?

Girl: no. bakit?

Gangsta: eh kasi ikaw ang bumubuo ng araw ko".

7.) be sure your hair is cool and fashionistic. get the newest trends from barber shops. Coloring your hair will make you unnatural (its so like a gangsta).

8) Another Important thing in mind, be sure you know how to rap and say the word of the street. rhyming words are like rapping except there are more words and theres a specific tune in it

9) Keep loitering around but you'll get busted by the cops easily if you don't know where to loiter. So watch out gangsta. FYI, don't loiter around banks, eateries and even doughnut stores thats because the cops will arrest 'ya! Just loiter around when there is NO "NO LOITERING" sign placed. malls are good places to loiter. And please avoid going to the territories of your enemy gang/s.

10) Gangstas are bullies too. so watch out for yourself if the principal caught you on the act because the principal is worse than the army!

11.) Keep your respect up. Respect is not only for our fellow students/homies. But also in our country and in our school.

12) Remember, just act lice unnatural. OK?

AGAIN, NO OFFENSE TO REAL GANGSTAS OUT THERE.

this bog is not totally real.